Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Ultimate Beer Dinner, St. Louis, MO

St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival, VIP Session; Thursday, May 8, 2008

The 2nd Annual Brewers Festival was held in Forest Park, just east of the Missouri History Museum and lasted for three days (May 8-May 10); the 5-course gourmet dinner, titled as The Ultimate Beer Dinner and paired with St. Louis' finest brews, is considered the festival "kick-off" and was hosted by Food Network Chef Dave Lieberman. Apart from the fine food and beer, guests dined with local brewmasters and political personages. Some guests came armed with the determination to flash their beer cleaves for additional brewskies, but thankfully found such desperate measures to be completely unnecessary.

Brewers who provided the fine beverages we were fortunate enough to partake of included: Anheuser-Busch, Alandale Brewery, Augusta Brewing Company, Griesedieck Brothers Brewing Company, Morgan Street Brewery, O'Fallon Brewery, Schlafly Beer, and Square One Brewery.

I ordered tickets one week in advance of the dinner and had to take a picture when they showed up at the house. In retrospect I'm glad I did this because the event organizers didn't let us keep them as souvenirs.


Two Golden Tickets!!!


For those of you who have never been unfortunate enough to visit St. Louis in early May, let me give you some advice: don't deviate from that travel plan. The weather here this time of year can best be likened to a manic depressive who's gone off her meds - we never know if it's going to be hot, cold, sunny, gloomy, rainy, windy, or tornadic. This year the weather leading up to the dinner was so wet and so cold that the event planners moved it from a tent near the History Museum to an open-air pavilion adjacent to the Muny Theatre. This was a bold and much appreciated decision, making what could have been a muddy, miserable evening a highly enjoyable, if somewhat chilly, affair.

The following pictures give a glimpse into the pavilion where dinner was held, as well as our table, a place setting, and the program / menu.

The Pavilion

It's our table!

Look at the centerpiece - hops and barley and other good stuff.

My place setting ...

Beer Dinner Program

The tasty, tasty menu...


There were three beers being passed around during the reception prior to dinner: Vienna Lager, by Morgan Street Brewery; Fruit Beer (Wheach), by O'Fallon Brewery; and Belgian Spiced Beer (Lemon Grass & Ginger), by Square One Brewery. There were also two very tasty appetizer selections being offered: Asian Chicken Salad with Peanuts wrapped in Grape Leaf and Smoked Trout on a Potato / Cornbread Cake. We didn't take any pictures of either of these two snackers because I was shaking so badly from the cold that I could barely speak, let alone use a camera. However, once we were allowed entry into the pavilion and I began to thaw out, we did get ourselves some beer refills...just for the sake of making this review better for you, of course!

Belgian Spiced Beer


I'll start with the beer that I liked the least - the Belgian Spice. I had high hopes for this one when a server handed me a glass and told me what it was. It smelled strongly of lemon, which must have been the lemongrass, and it tasted like carbonated ginger. Blech! I don't care for ginger unless it's used sparingly and whoever brewed this beer had a very heavy hand with the ginger. It had an extremely pronounced taste and to quote the husband - if you don't like ginger you probably won't like this beer. He made a good point, worth noting here, that this beer probably would taste really good with Asian food.

Fruit Beer (Wheach)


The O'Fallon Brewery actually calls this Wheach; it's their Wheat Beer which is brewed with white wheat, two varieties of domestic barley, two kinds of hops, and the O'Fallon Brewery's Kolsch yeast with just a hint of peach added in. It's an unfiltered beer with a full-bodied texture and it was surprisingly refreshing. I'm not crazy about peach-flavored beverages because all I ever end up tasting is the peach, but this was very subtle and I can definitely understand how this beer would be a good choice during the hot, steamy Stinktown summertime months.

Vienna Lager


Mmmm, my favorite beer of the cocktail hour: Vienna Lager. Considered a "mild" lager, this had light toffee, caramel, and malt flavors with very little bitterness; in my opinion a very easy to drink beer. As an aside that no one here probably cares about, Jay and I held our rehearsal dinner back in May 1999 at the Morgan Street Brewery and it was a fine, beery pre-nuptial evening. Their beers are just as drinkable today as they were in the last century!

Before dinner was served one of the Festival big whigs from AB got up to speak half-a-million words. We didn't listen to everything that he had to say because, quite frankly, after five beers and only two appetizers Jay and I already had a pretty good buzz going. I also have a real problem with "authority" in that whenever someone gives a speech that's supposed to command my attention I automatically switch into irreverence mode. Things that aren't supposed to be funny strike me as hilarious and I usually end up with the giggles. At a beer dinner this is perhaps not such a bad thing, but let me tell you from personal experience ... when you're sitting in the middle of a boardroom it's considered bad form. And it's really bad form when someone comments that her department is a madhouse and you start cackling like a crazy-woman because all you can think of is Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.


But I digress... as usual ... the AB guy did have one really cool point to make and that was this: the STL beer festival isn't about one brewing company showing up another, it's about celebrating the best and most unique beers that the city's brewers have to offer. Personally, we felt this "check your ego at the door" attitude was refreshing and welcome and thought that it set a great tone for the event. Then the mayor of Stinktown rose to say a few thousand words and to point out that the Chief of Police was also in the crowd, at which point Jay leaned over and whispered in his best Snake Jailbird imitation, "Alllllllriiiiiiight; time for a crime spree!"

By the time I managed to quell my giggle fit from Jay's incredibly accurate Snake imitation, Chef Dave Lieberman was addressing the crowd about the menu he'd prepared for the evening. As much as Jay and I like to watch the Food Network, neither one of us recognized this chef. I'll share his biography with you as it reads on the program: Dave Lieberman is a Yale graduate who worked as a private chef in New York for many years - he hosts the Food Network shows Good Deal with Dave Lieberman, Eat This, and Dave Does. He also hosts an interactive web-based beer school called The Beer Connoisseur which was created by Anheuser-Busch in a campaign that they sponsor to teach consumers about variety and complexity in beer. He seemed like a very personable guy and later in the evening actually autographed a menu for Jay and me - that's cool!

Now, there's a reason that I'm not a professional food critic / food reviewer and nothing proves it more than this: I didn't bring anything with me to facilitate note-taking during the dinner. I could try to distract you with all kinds of excuses, such as alleging that my handwriting would likely have degraded during the course of the evening to the point that I would need to hire a cryptologist to decipher my notes afterwards, or that once de-coded they would reveal nonsense fragments like "when I was seventeen I drank some very good beer..." and "beer, beer, it's great to slurp, the more you drink the more you burp." But the truth of the matter is that I forgot my journalistic training from decades ago and I forgot my notebook and I count us lucky that I didn't forget the tickets. So that means that a lot of really good, interesting information passed in one ear, through the vast, cavernous chamber that houses my little ol' brain, and right out the other ear without leaving any lasting impression.

Having said that, I actually do remember Chef Dave discussing our first course, and his decision to create a gazpacho variation because he thought the weather would be warm enough to warrant chilled soup. Once he arrived in the unpredictable, atmospheric pleasure-dome that is St. Louis, he decided to change cold to lukewarm and presented us with a white gazpacho made with almonds, garlic, vinegar, oil, and cucumber.

Course One: Smoked white almond "gazpacho" paired with American Lager (Anheuser-Busch).

I was skeptical when I saw this item on the menu, but the gazpacho was actually quite good and did not taste overpoweringly of almonds, as I had initially feared it would. The soup tasted primarily of cucumber and its texture was slightly lumpy but nowhere near as chunky as some gazpacho we've tried. The almond portion of this dish ended up being the garnish, which made it much easier for me to avoid them. Overall, Jay and I liked this very much and thought it a great beginning to the meal.

The American Lager served with the gazpacho was nothing special in our opinion; in fact, Jay and I thought it was the weakest entry of the entire evening. The best way to describe it is as a less harsh, less carbonated version of Bud Light. I suppose it's not fair to rag on AB too much, since they really don't do a lot in the way of specialty beer, but we just don't care much for AB products. I know, I know ... it's beer-sacrilege coming from people who grew up in St. Louis!! I should add, that despite the fact that this wasn't a very interesting or surprising offering from AB, we still drained our respective glasses. After all, it's a sin to waste fresh beer.

Gazpacho, View I

Gazpacho, View II

American Lager


We managed to snap one "decent" picture of Chef Dave while he was speaking to the crowd of more than 300 beer-lovin' folks. I know the event was being filmed but I'm not sure by whom; it would be cool if the dinner showed up on Food Network some day but if it does don't look for your devoted author and her hungry hubba - we were nowhere near the camera.

Yoohoo, Chef Dave...I'm ready for my close up!


Prior to the appearance of each course, Chef Dave would come out and tell us all about his choice and why he felt it paired well with the beer that we'd be trying. Then a brewmaster from the brewery that had created the beverage would pop in and tell everyone a little bit about the beer in question. We were really amused to find that as the evening progressed the crowd grew more and more talkative and pretty much failed to notice when the chef and brewmasters were speaking. Oh well, I guess it's better that everyone was convivial and slightly rude rather than bloodthirsty and belligerent.

Course Two: Seared Tuna with Microgreen Mix and Citrus Vinaigrette served with Weissbier (Griesdieck Brothers Brewing Company).

For years I've eaten tuna fish out of cans and vacuum sealed pouches, but I've always resisted ordering "real" tuna as an appetizer or an entree. That is beginning to change, in part due to the tastiness of this offering. The seared tuna was flavorful and just a little peppery, while the citrus vinaigrette was tart without leaving diners with puckered fish-lips.

As for the Weissbier, this was my favorite of the five we tried during dinner and everyone else seemed to like it quite a bit as well. In fact, we all liked it so much that one of our table mates went in search of a refill pitcher and thanks to her we all enjoyed a second round. This beer is similar to a Hefeweizen but is brewed with significant amounts of malted barley rather than malted wheat. There are some specialized strains of yeast that are apparently used which can produce overtones of banana or cloves. For what it's worth, we smelled and tasted cloves, but it was subtle and we thought it really paired well with the tuna.

Mmmmmm, seared tuna.


Weissbier


By this point in the evening I think it's fair to say that everyone was feelin' fine. I don't even remember the rationale behind the next food and beer pairing. You know why? I was too busy drinking that second glass of Weissbier!!!

Course Three: Creamy Baked Gnocchi with Morels and Fava Beans paired with American IPA (Augusta Brewing Company).

I'm pretty sure I've never eaten gnocchi before and I was a little worried, especially when I saw the word "morels" in the description. Mushrooms?! Where's the little fainting emoticon when you need it? Luckily for me the 'shrooms were easily spotted and transferred to Jay's bowl. The gnocchi were tender and tasty and the fava beans were also surprisingly good. And of course, seeing that fava beans comprised a part of this dish, everyone had to do their best Hannibal Lecter impersonation: "A Census taker once tried to test me; I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

If you think that's disturbing, just try to picture the entire table full of adults trying to mimic the slurping sound Dr. Lecter makes at the end of that statement. Such is the amazing, mystical power of beer.

Speaking of beer, the choice for this course was an American India Pale Ale. I don't care for IPAs - they are usually way too bitter for my taste, but this one was actually pretty good. It was still bitter, but had a nice flavor with some hints of citrus and just a whiff of herbiness...is that even a word?

Gnews Flash: Gnocchi = Good!

American IPA


Next up, the "dinner" portion of the dinner.

Course Four: Herb Stuffed Leg of Lamb, Ale Pan Jus, New Potatoes, and Carrots served with Biere de Garde (Schlafly Beer).

I don't usually like lamb and I never order it. This likely stems from the time when as an impressionable teenager I was "forced" to eat spring lamb with mint jelly. I don't know what was worse ... the lamb, the jelly, or the feeling that I was eating a religious symbol for dinner. When it comes to lamb I've never really been able to move past that extended family food gathering from way back in the mid-1980s.

And it didn't help matters that this course started off on the wrong bronchial tube. My portion wasn't stuffed with herbs so much as it was covered with lots of very potent rosemary. I'm not aware of any food related allergies on my part, but I must have breathed funny because one whiff of that rosemary led to a 10-minute hack-and-wheeze-fest that had servers hovering around the table ready to pull a Heimlich at a second's notice. Thankfully I regained my breathing capacity without any outside assistance, picked up my utensils, and took a hesitant bite of the lamb.

And you know what? It wasn't bad. I think that the ale sauce and the herb mixture helped offset the taste of the meat, which quite frankly just isn't to my personal taste preference. The interesting thing about the ale juice is that my plate and Jay's were the only two that were served with it even though it was clearly referenced on the menu. This led to some consternation amongst our dining partners and resulted in a table-wide request for "gravy like those two got." This inititally confused our servers but eventually someone showed up with a monster gravy boat and proceeded to drown everyone else's lamb with ale flavored "gravy." The veggies were very good with this, too - the carrots were cooked just right and had great flavor and the potatoes were soft enough to "mush in the mouth" as soon as chewing commenced.

The beer we were served with this course was something I've never heard of before ... not that that means anything since I'm not a beer expert by any stretch of the imagination. Biere de Garde historically was brewed in the Pas-de-Calais region of France - it was a farmhouse-style ale that was typically brewed in the winter and spring to avoid unpredictable issues with the yeast during the summertime months. I really liked this beer a lot, it had an almost earthy kind of taste that played really well with the herbs and lamb without being too strong.

I'm beginning to think this is a Silence of the Lambs dinner ...


Biere de Garde


And then there was dessert. I can honestly say that we've never tried beer with dessert ... it's just never dawned on either one of us but we're not overly imaginative when it comes to pairing things on our own - we just steal the ideas from events that we attend! And let me say, we could all do a lot worse than to steal this idea and try it on our own as soon as possible!

Course Five: Chocolate Brownie Layer Cake, Hazelnut Cream, and Fresh Berries paired with Porter (Alandale Brewery).

Yum. Yummy. Yum-O. Yumptious. GIMME GIMME GIMME GOOD!!!

Oh yeah, this was the perefct end to a wonderful meal. A moist, dense, chocolatey offering with a creamy, mild hazlenut center. Many of you who have subjected yourselves to my senseless dribble on the DIS know that I don't like hazelnut because it seems to overpower everything else it's combined with. But this hazlenut cream was very subtle and oh-so-tasty and enhanced the dessert rather than usurping it. It was also served with fresh raspberries and strawberries on the side.

Our beer pairing was a porter, which swallowed all surrounding light sources like a black hole. Porter is a strong, dark beer generally brewed with dark malts ... like Guiness, I think this is a brew that eats like a meal. While it isn't something that I would ever order as a drink for the sake of drinking, the porter really tasted good with the chocolate brownie cake. The sweetness of the chocolate cut the bitterness of the beer and vice versa. All in all, an excellent combination!

Raspberries on one side...


Strawberries on the other side!


Porter...impervious to light.


And so ended the evening ... literally. People were jumping up from their tables and running for the exits at exactly 10PM. I like to eat a little more slowly and savor my food and booze, so Jay and I were the last two people at our table to leave. One thing that we had commented on earlier in the evening was that none of the servers were clearing the empty glasses from the table during the course of the meal. They cleared the plates but not the glasses. I'm not exactly sure why unless they were trying to cut down on the probability of broken glass during the meal. From where we were sitting, it didn't seem like this policy worked very well. One of the servers at our table broke at least five glasses; she may have destroyed more but we lost count after the third course when it became too difficult to laugh and count simultaneously.

Alright, who didn't finish their porter???


I still can't believe that no one else at the table brought a camera with them. I dunno, maybe this whole "review" thing is moving from the benign amusement of a tame hobby to the dark enslavement of obsession. I'll have to ponder this a bit more after I finish writing six or seven more reviews. ;-)

Look! Another self portrait ... everyone else was gone, what else could we do?

Self portrait #945 - we're buzzed and we're cute!


Despite the pictorial evidence, I was not solely responsible for the damage you see in the photo that follows. For one thing, Jay would have been peeling me off the floor. But more importantly is this: I would never have left unfinished beer in my glass!

Oh man, this is gonna hurt in the morning.


The final verdict is an enthusiastic and blurry four thumbs up! The entire evening was everything we hoped it might be and more: the menu was inventive and very tasty, there was a wide variety of beer from many different local brewers, and the event was relaxed and informative. It was a little on the pricey side at $100 per person, but a portion of the proceeds were donated to a local charity and considering the generosity of the pours, the unlimited refills, and the size of the food portions we really think this was money well spent. If we are in town next year during the Brewer's Festival and they offer another dinner like this one Jay and I will most likely be lining up to buy tickets. We're hopeful that we can convince some friends to come with us next time. Whaddya say... you wanna join us?

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Red White & Blue, Mandalay Bay

Breakfast and Lunch at Red, White & Blue (4/22/08)

This was our designated "relax and enjoy the pool" day. We wandered downstairs and found ourselves looking for something a little more substantial than Starbucks for breakfast. We stopped to consider the menu at Red, White & Blue in part because there wasn't much of a crowd when we arrived there and we figured we could be seated quickly. This is the perfect place for any guest who wants typical, filling, tasty American fare - there's not much on this menu that can be characterized as weird and scary. It struck us a great place to have a good breakfast before heading to the pool. As an FYI to anyone who's interested in eating here, they're open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and offer restaurant / cafe seating as well as options "to go."

First up to help combat the dessert hangover from the previous night was some strong, hot coffee. We always add milk to our coffee, along with raw sugar whenever it's available. This was a very good cuppa joe and after just a few sips I could feel the sugar spun cobwebs from the night before melting away.

Not quite a caffiend, but getting there!


I opted for an omelet for breakfast, which is not something I usually do. But for some reason an eggy ham and cheese affair sounded really, really good. It came with potatoes that were just delicious - hot and fluffy on the inside, crisp and brown on the outside, and lightly dusted with salt and pepper. Mmmmm, mmmmm, good! The omelet, by the way, must have been made with pterodactyl eggs - it was enormous! If I had realized just how large the omelet was going to be I probably would have suggested to Jay that we share it.

Delicious omelet made with enormous eggs ...


Jason ordered the smoked salmon eggs benedict, which also came with tasty breakfast potatoes. I must admit ... after trying his eggs benedict I almost wished I had ordered that for my breakfast - it was really good and the salmon was a nice change from the usual Canadian Bacon. And again, the portion was huge ... I guess we can't accuse any restaurants in Vegas of skimping on the on the serving sizes while jacking up menu prices.

Monstrous huge eggs ...


Along with vast quantities of water, we ordered a fruit bowl to share in a token effort to maintain a healthy diet. The water was an absolute necessity because it was so damn dry in Vegas we would wake up in the morning with parchment paper skin. As for the fruit, we both like having it with breakfast, but never expected such a generous serving of it to be delivered to the table.

Strawberries...raspberries...bluberries...wow!


We left the restaurant quite pleased with our choice and we were ready to spend some quality time at the pool. I don't want to take a lot of time here talking about the pool, but let me offer you fine people some advice ... get there early ... like when the pool opens ... think of it in Disney World terms: any popular ride runs out of Fast Passes within two hours of park opening and the 11-acre pool complex at Mandalay Bay runs out of public lounge chairs less than an hour after opening. We arrived at the pool, which has a "guarded" entrance with theme-park like turnstiles and a little slot for guests to insert their room keys just like park tickets, about 9:45 AM and it took us more than 15 minutes to find two open chairs. The place was packed - it was totally insane. We stuck it out for about two hours or so and then decided that it wasn't really very relaxing or enjoyable.

When it came time for lunch Jay and I agreed that we wanted something light - we had big, piggish plans for dinner later in the evening. We ended up back at Red, White & Blue which makes sandwiches to order. You can select from a variety of hot and cold sandwich options, various breads, and all kinds of toppings. I did a little happy dance because they offered tuna salad and I requested it on country white with tomato. It was delicious!!

Tuna salad with plain old chips and ice tea for Brenda


The hubba decided to go with chicken salad on a ciabatta roll with all kinds of stuff ... he likes stuff on his sandwiches. We placed the order to go and took everything back to the room to have a cool, cozy carpet picnic.

Chicken salad with spicy thai chips and ice tea for Jay.


All in all we were very pleased with both meals at Red, White & Blue - standard American fare but it was tasty and filling. I'd recommend this for a no frills kind of meal in Vegas if that's what you're looking for during your visit.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Payard Patisserie Caesars Palace

Payard Patisserie & Bistro, Dessert Tasting (4/21/08)

Sometimes it pays to be an anal retentive, restless, never-satisfied vacation planner. In my mania to find unique and delectable dining options in Las Vegas, I visited the website of every hotel I could think of that's located on the strip. And then I looked at every restaurant listed on each hotel's website, considered their menus, weighed the costs... I really did, please stop laughing... looked for reviews, and grew very, very hungry.

No discussion was even necessary when I saw that Payard's offered a Prix-Fixe Dessert Menu. It was a foregone conclusion that Jay and I would break out our vacation stomachs in earnest and stuff ourselves full of French desserts. For any of you dearies reading who want to indulge in six gourmet desserts like we did, take note: the dessert tasting is offered nightly from 9PM-11:30PM and reservations are required. The patisserie is located deep within the winding, hidden corridors of Caesars Palace ... you have to trek through the casino to find it, which is the only negative thing we can find to say. This is the only experience of its kind in Vegas, and diners create their own three-course tasting menu from an amazing array of themed categories: Cheese & Fruit, Coffee, Caramel & Nuts, Chocolate, and The Orchard.

This menu is another example of our complete and utter lack of culinary imagination. Jay and I read the menu descriptions and made assumptions about each course and in every single instance (all six of them) we were completely taken by surprise. This review is going to differ from the others in that I'm not really going to write very much ... for me. The pictures speak far more eloquently than I can in this case. So, fasten your drool cups securely to your chins and let's go!

First up, a picture of the outside of the Patisserie, which is where you can purchase chocolates and yummy little baked goods.

The supports look like chocolate!


Display windows alongside the Patisserie showcase some of Francois Payard's incredible pastry creations.

I would happily eat any or all of these ,,,


I kind of wish we were getting married again so we could have cake like this!


Our tasting was scheduled for 10PM, but we arrived a few minutes early. Imagine our surprise when we were seated immediately and discovered that we had the entire place to ourselves! Our hostess told us that for some reason the dessert tasting just hadn't caught on in Vegas and they were considering doing away with it, but Payard himself is reluctant to do so. Pastry is his bread and butter ... har har har ... it's what he's famous for and he doesn't want to give up on Vegas just yet.

Jay and I have pondered this (or as my boss likes to say: we've cogitated over it) and we think that the problem is the location of the patisserie coupled with a menu that many Vegas tourists might consider weird and scary. A friend of mine who is originally from Albania also told me that Payard is offering a very European concept and menu - in Europe she said people commonly go to cafes for coffee or dessert and spend hours there engaging in conversation and watching the world go by. I think we all know that most Americans (myself included) are in too much of a hurry to sit down and just have a leisurely dessert in a cafe with a good cup of coffee. Even that most quintessential of American desserts - ice cream - has to be eaten quickly or its creamy goodness will melt and disappear forever.

All I can say is I sure am glad we decided to slow down and taste the chocolate! These next couple of pictures are the bistro itself, which is lovely with dark wood tables, and plush, white leather upholstery. It's a very elegant and refined setting and there is wonderful French music playing in the background - our waiter broke into song every now and then. It was charming!

Ooh, la la!!


Why do these curtains remind me of a bordello?


Since it was getting late (at least for us) we decided to forgo booze with dessert and ordered some cappuccino. Our waiter made the cappies himself and they were excellent - the espresso was so good that I hardly used any sugar in mine at all!

Cappuccino ... no more booze for us tonight!


In many restaurants the chef will send out an Amuse Bouche to prime guests' mouths for the meal to come; at Payard's the Chef sent out a miniature dinner to prepare our tastebuds for the delights to come. How fun is that?

From left to right in the picture below: Sea Bass in Balsamic Vinegar; Duck Pate on Chocolate Polenta; and Beef Carpaccio.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding ...


The sea bass was very good, especially with the balsamic, and I really liked the beef carpaccio, too. This was the first time I'd ever had beef carpaccio, which is raw beef that's been pounded really thin and is usually served with parmesan cheese. I don't think this was served with cheese, but it did come with a thin, little crisp of bread and it was very flavorful and tender. The jury's still out on the duck pate / chocolate polenta combination. I'm not a fan of pate, although this wasn't as bad as it could have been since it was served at room temperature; no, the real disappointment was the polenta, which I thought was gritty and a tad on the dry side. I washed the entire thing down with a big mouthful of Perrier and gratefully moved on to something else.

And then it was time for the dessert parade to begin!!!

Brenda's first dessert: Red Wine Tart with Sangria-Prune Ice Cream.



I was hesitant to even eat this because I felt like I was going to destroy a precious work of art. The flavors all worked really well together and what I remember the most from this selection is a hint of spiciness that reminded me of fall ... a mix of spices like nutmeg, cinnamon, and allspice. Tremendous, that's how I'd describe this option.

Jason's first dessert: Poached Sickle Pear with Pomegranate, Cabrales Cheese, and Szechuan Pepper Ice Cream. For those of you, like me, who've never heard of cabrales cheese before now, it is apparently a celebrated blue cheese produced in the Asturias region of Northern Spain. It's an artisan cheese made in small batches and pairs well with fruit. You may find this hard to believe but I actually liked this dessert better than the one I ordered. The poached pear and the cheese were perfect together - the sweetness of the pear took the moldy bite right out of the cheese and the end result was a creamy bite of heaven that just melted in my mouth.



Who are these Gastropods?


Brenda's second dessert: Coffee Eclair, Milk Chocolate Mousse, and Flaky Sable. Holy Mother of God ... I think I had an epiphany while eating this. That or it was a wholly new phenomenon known as a dessert orgasm. The chocolate mousse was inside the eclair, which was topped with coffee-flavored icing. The sable was the chocolate cookie on which the eclair rested. And those milk chocolate garnishes ... fabulous!



Jason's second dessert: Peanut Butter Napoleon with Milk Chocolate and Rice Crispies. This dessert was just as good as mine - a wonderful blend of chocolate and peanut butter with rice crispies for texture and some peanut butter ice cream for good measure! An excellent choice and so much fun to eat.



Brenda's third dessert: Devil's Food Cake, Cardamom Pot de Creme, Chocolate Pudding, and Whipped Creme Fraiche. Did I mention the dessert orgasm? I think I had another one with this choice. From the bottom up you'll see the cake, then the creme, then the pudding, and it's topped off with the creme fraiche and some shiny, edible gold foil. It was served in a teeny little almond milk bath in which regular and chocolate rice crispies were swimming. Our waiter told me that this was his favorite dessert of all the ones he'd tried so far on the menu and after eating it I can understand why. This was an unbelievable mix of chocolate flavor and texture - I wish I was eating it again right now.





Jason's third dessert: Warm Banana Phyllo Tart with Passion Fruit Sauce. It looks like a pastry version of the sun! I am not a big fan of bananas so I didn't try this, but Jason said it was very banana-ey and he thought the passion fruit sauce / seeds added a nice tartness that cut some of the overall sweetness of this dessert.





At the conclusion of our sugar-fest our waiter brought us a shiny, yellow bag and told us that it contained two complimentary Payard chocolate truffles. There is a clock that's been installed in the bakery and it's filled with chocolate nibs and cocoa powder and gears and whirring, whingy things. Every fifteen minutes the clock spits out a single truffle. It's just like something Willy Wonka would use in his factory!

What's your bag, baby?


Tiny little truffle box...


Best chocolate truffle, evah!

We snapped a picture of the truffle clock just before we left for the evening and started the long walk back to our hotel.

The amazing chocolate truffle clock!

So, what else can I say about Payard's? It was unbelievable and we enjoyed it so much that we seriously considered trying to get back in on another night so that we could try more French delights. That didn't happen because we decided to be pigs elsewhere, but it really would have been worth another visit. If you like dessert in any way, shape, or form and you're not averse to trying something a little different I would suggest you pay this establishment a visit and send your blood sugar levels soaring. It was one of the most unique and enjoyable experiences we've ever had!