Sunday, August 8, 2010

Fleur de Lys; Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas

Ahhh, Hubert Keller .... You Had Me at Artisan Cheese Plate!

Jay and I were supposed to have dinner at Stripsteak this evening in a flagrant violation of our "no steakhouse" vacation dining policy, but once I determined that Michael Mina was too meaty to offer a cheese plate at his establishment I canceled that reservation faster than a cat can lick its butt.

On such silly and seemingly inconsequential details do our dining plans hinge.

At the suggestion of our dear friendies Chelsi and Jason, I took a second look at Fleur de Lys' menu and found myself growing very hungry. Chef Hubert Keller has created an interesting and tasty blend of French and American cuisine, he isn't afraid to offer foie gras for those guests who enjoy it, and, perhaps most importantly, his menu includes an assortment of artisan cheese! The cherry on top of this dining sundae: I was able to snag a $50 gift certificate for dinner through restaurant.com for only three dollars!

The restaurant was busy when we arrived, but thanks to a reservation made through Mandalay Bay's on-line system we were seated right away. Our table was near the rear of the dining room in a section along the fabric-covered stone walls that appeared to be reserved for parties of two. It was cozy and intimate and very comfortable. Fleur de Lys also has a private cellar master's table that overlooks the dining room as well as private cabanas along the outer perimeter of the dining room floor. The dining cabanas cost $200 to reserve - I checked just for the fun of it; if you and your guest really want to play with your food in relative privacy this might be just the ticket for you, but Jay and I would prefer private cabana dining out by the pool as the sun begins its evening descent behind the Spring Mountains to the west of Las Vegas.

Fleur de Lys offers several different dining options - guests can order ala carte, they can choose from a couple of pre-set dining room menus designed to showcase the best the restaurant has to offer, and early diners can choose from a special fixed price menu or a pre-theatre menu if they're headed to a show afterwards. Our server verified that we could use the gift certificate towards the price of Chef Keller's Elegance Menu, which was $89 per person for four courses, and this made us very happy since so many of the items we wanted to try were available in this format. We opted not to order the wine pairings with dinner this evening because it would have added another $60 per person to our final bill and we were "wined out" from our Puck luncheon earlier in the day. I did, however, order the tropical martini flight for some strange reason. Looking back on it now I'm sure price was a factor - the cost of one martini was $15 or I could get three small ones for $18 - since I was having a hard time reaching a drink decision, the sampler seemed like the way to go.

The presentation was terrific - colorful and playful - but two of the three drinks were just too sweet for my personal taste. In the bright, harsh light of a non-vacation day I don't think I would ever have ordered this but in the cool, dim, seductive atmosphere of fine dining in not-Stinktown, reason fled in the face of spendy-fun. From left to right in the picture below there is a Fleur-tini, the restaurant's signature cocktail which is similar to a cosmopolitan but somehow fruitier and more rich in flavor; an Apple-tini, which was way too sweet for this old Crohn; and a Peach-tini, which grew on me as the evening progressed but was still very sweet and a little thick and syrupy.

Pretty!


Bread service showed up next and we had our choice of fresh pretzel bread, sourdough rolls, garlic-herb bread, and a mystery bread that I'm sure had nuts and seeds and other deadly intestinal items baked into it. I kept it simple and chose the pretzel and sourdough breads while Jay selected the more interesting options. All of it was warm and fresh and oh-so-flavorful ... we had to be careful not to take refills when the serving team came back a second time to tempt us with more.

Pretzel roll and sourdough lump


Herb bread and danger disc


Shortly thereafter we were presented with an amuse from the kitchen: chilled salted codfish over potato salad with chili cream sauce. I wasn't sure what to make of this - at first it seemed too salty and too fishy, but once I managed to get a little bit of everything on my fork simultaneously the flavors and textures really meshed and I decided that I liked it after all. I do have to say, however, that I wouldn't go out of my way to eat this again!

Something seems fishy here ...


It was at this point in the evening that I think we may have given our server a moment of horrified delight by ordering the cheese plate on top of the four-course tasting menu. I explained that we were on a vacation mission to partake of seven different cheese plates over the course of our week-long Vegas visit; in order to truly enjoy Chef Keller's cheese selections we requested they be served before dinner rather than after. I also happened to mention somewhat stupidly that if we waited until after the entrees were served I would be too tempted to order port with the cheese and was, for lack of a better phrase, trying to behave myself at this juncture in our travels.

Below is the bread they brought out with our cheese plate. Is that crazy or what? Aside from the fact that none of the cheese selections were remotely spreadable, that is a massively generous serving of bread to accompany a cheese course and included two varieties: farmhouse sourdough and cranberry-wheat.

Yes, Virginia, it is possible to have too much bread!


And then there was the cheese - glorious, exalted, delectable cheese which caused a little, irreverent voice in my head to sing. "Gloria, in excelsis caseus deo, yum!"

From left to right in the picture below there were the following cheeses:

Tete de Moine: a firm, milky Swiss cow's milk cheese with a nutty flavor. Most restaurants that serve this cheese use a fun little tool called a girolle which creates those cool cheese florets that almost look too pretty to eat. We eat them despite their delicate appearance; we eat them right up.

Ossau Iraty: a classic firm sheep's milk cheese from the French Pyrenees with a sweet, buttery flavor. This is one of our personal favorites!

Majorero Pimenton: a firm, unpasteurized goat's milk cheese from the Majorera breed of goats on the Canary Island closest to Northern Africa. It's coated in Pimenton, a type of pepper that is used in Spanish cuisine - originally the pepper was used to protect the rind from developing unwanted mold and bacteria. Today it lends the cheese a unique appearance and also gives it a slightly smokey, spicy flavor.

Morbier: a mild, semi-firm French cow's milk cheese with a dark vein of vegetable ash streaking through the middle. Contrary to its smell, which is reminiscent of funky toes, the taste is mild and creamy.

Stilton: the King of Cheeses is a cow's milk cheese from Great Britain. It's blue. It's stinky. It's got a flavor that will burn the hair right out of your nose. And surprisingly enough, I didn't hate it!

There were also three accompaniments to the cheese: fresh honey-comb, quince paste, and grape-onion relish. Two outta three ain't bad, I suppose; the honey and the quince were lovely but what were they thinking by combining grapes and onion and vinegar? Bleh and double-bleh ... even Jason didn't like it.

Cheese me!!!


Perhaps the best part of the cheese plate, aside from the cheese itself, was our wonderful server. He was quite personable, and really opened up when we mentioned that we were in town for Vegas Uncorked. The big tasting event of the weekend was scheduled for that evening and I believe he was headed over there once his shift at the restaurant was complete. Aside from being so engaging he was also a good listener and about half-way through our cheese course he showed up with two port glasses and a bottle of something decidedly dark and luscious that was no doubt pining for fromage. He proceeded to pour two glasses and said that it was his favorite French "port" and he wanted us to try it since we'd mentioned earlier that we liked to drink port with our cheese.

Turns out it was Clos de Pauliles, a fortified French dessert wine that smelled of toffee and raisins, tasted of deep, red fruits, and was absolutely scrumptious! Now, I know there are those among you who are saying, "There goes Bendy, flashing for freebies again." But I wasn't wearing a dress that allowed my minimalist cleaves to inspire the serving staff to overwhelm us with free booze. I prefer to think we just had a great server who was tickled to find himself with a couple of food-n-booze seeking geeks and wanted to share the love. That, or he was so stunned to see a woman in the restaurant actually eating food that he went straight off his head. Either way it was a fabulous, generous treat and we adored it!

We hadn't even partaken of our "real" meal at this point and we were already in love with the restaurant and its staff. And then the first course was delivered ... I should explain that aside from the second course and dessert there were only two options to choose from, so in this way Jay and I were able to sample a lot more of Fleur de Lys' offerings. There were also a couple of up-charge items that were offered and I will get to those at the appropriate time.

Jay's first course: Truffled Onion Soup with Braised Duck Crepe, Red Wine Onion Puree, and Black Truffle.

This was not something that I would ever want to order. Onions and truffles? Thank you, no; I'd rather starve. But Jason took one bite, made an inarticulate sound of approval in the back of this throat, and then offered me his spoon. "Try it - you'll like it."

I hesitated but then decided to take the plunge - the hubba doesn't usually set me up for taste-test failure, especially in public. Friendies, I can't believe I'm going to type this but the soup was simply amazing - a smooth, silky texture with subtle creamy flavor. There was no way to distinguish the onion from the truffle from the wine from the duck - it was simply an incredible fusion of ingredients that, as a self-professed hater of onions and 'shrooms, left me stunned. Jay said the duck crepe waiting at the bottom of the bowl was like an extra special gift from the chef because the meat was so tender and had soaked up all the flavors from the soup.

Looks like someone dropped an eyeball in your soup.


Brenda's first course: Ahi Tuna Tartare with Shaved Fennel Slaw, Ginger Pnzu, and Fennel Seed Tuile.

To be quite honest, the only thing I really wanted with this course was the tuna; but somehow I didn't think the chef would be willing to substitute tuna for all the other ingredients so I didn't even bother to ask. The tuna was wonderful - tender and juicy and mild - but the fennel slaw really made me feel as if I were eating bamboo and I didn't care for it. The ginger pnzu, which was the sauce in which the tuna on a bamboo shoot-cake was floating, was actually quite tasty and reminded me a little of watered-down balsamic vinegar. It had a tart flavor that paired really well with the tuna's mild sweetness.

Here, fishy fishy!


Jay's second course: Chorizo Wrapped Suzuki Sea Bass with Barley Risotto, Pipperade, and Tomato Broth.

This was the one item on the entire restaurant menu that I knew Jason was going to want - he loves him some chorizo! And the dish did not disappoint; it was spicy and flavorful and Jay enjoyed every bite of it. I think it's fair to say that this was his favorite course of the whole evening.

Mmmmm, fish wrapped in spicy sausage swimming in spicy broth!


Brenda's second course: Braised Veal and Yukon Gold Potato Ravioli with Sunchokes and English Peas.

This was a bit of a stretch for me because veal isn't something that I always enjoy, but I thought that in this type of presentation I might like it more and I was correct! It was the perfect blend of tender meat and 'taters with slightly salty beef broth and I pretty much licked the plate clean.

Yum - no other word will suffice!


There was a third option included with the second course that we obviously decided to skip, and that was this: Roasted Skate Salad with Celery, Pineapple, and Brown Butter. Aside from the skate, there wasn't much that appealed to Jay or me with this selection and so we left it to languish for some other guest.

Jay's entree: Stout Braised Beef Short Ribs with Melted Leeks, Potato Puree, and House Made Mustard.

What is there to say? You can't go wrong with beef short ribs braised in beer, no sir. And potato puree only makes short ribs better, especially when plated as a lucky horseshoe or a beef-attracting magnet (take your pick). This was terrific, there is no other word for it.

Magnetic potatoes always attract boozy beef!


Brenda's entree: Prime Filet Mignon with Baby Spinach, Hen of the Wood Mushrooms, and Red Wine Reduction. Hold the Cackling 'Shrooms and substitute some Meat Butter, OK?

Yes, you read that correctly; I said "hold the 'shrooms and gimme some meat butter!"

This was one of the up-charge options listed on the menu, although I'm sure I gave the kitchen fits with the pickiness of my request! The menu actually listed the following as the supplemental charge for this course: surf and turf, rossini, or fleur burger - $25 supplement. The surf and turf is pretty self-explanatory: it included butter poached lobster along with the filet. The fleur burger option would have substituted kobe beef for the prime filet and would have also included black truffles and meat butter (foie gras), while the the rossini option added black truffles and meat butter to the standard prime filet.

In this case I simply asked that any and all mushrooms in the kitchen be kept as far away from my filet as possible while it was crowned with a decadent, buttery slab of seared foie gras. I think the pricing may have thrown them since I didn't want the truffles, but we worked it all out in the end and I was left with a dining joygasm because I finally had some decent meat butter to share with my lovey!

This was really a wonderful entree as far as I was concerned - tender, flavorful filet mignon in a red wine bath topped with a good-sized portion of perfectly seared, melt-in-yer-mouth meat butter. The pureed mashed potatoes added another layer of delight because they were so silky and light.

Meat and meat butter ... what more could I ask for?


Flying sperm whale potatoes!


One thing happened at this point in the evening that struck us as odd - our serving team disappeared and was replaced by a completely new and far less satisfactory one. It wasn't that the new group was awful but they just weren't as good as the folks we'd started the evening with and it made for a very awkward conclusion to the meal. I'm sure it was probably just as weird for them as it was for us, but we never got to properly thank our original server for being so kind and that made us feel rather schmucky.

Jay's dessert: Grand Marnier Souffle with Elderflower Ice Cream.

This was another one of those supplemental menu choices. Ordering the Grand Marnier or Chocolate Souffle for dessert was a $6 up-charge, but well worth the cost because Fleur de Lys is famous for their amazing dessert souffles. It was delicious! We've tried them at other restaurants and this was by far the best - light and airy with just a hint of orange - and the ice cream was a nice accompaniment without being too perfumey, which had concerned us both.

Grand Marnier souffle and a tear-drop of ice cream


Brenda's dessert: Warm Chocolate Fondant Cake with Fleur de Sel Caramel Center, Popcorn Ice Cream, and Peanut Butter Milkshake.

I had been reading good things about the peanut butter milkshake and figured I couldn't go wrong with warm chocolate-caramel cake - besides, when you get more than one dessert for the price, what's not to like ... other than popcorn ice cream, that is?

The milkshake was just as good as everyone said it would be - it was like drinking a liquid version of a peanut butter cookie with some cream added for good measure. I know how much Jay likes peanut butter, so I did share with him, but it wasn't easy! The chocolate cake was tasty but not anything special and it didn't spew caramel like I expected it to based on the menu description. As for the popcorn ice cream ... let's just say that there are some things in this world that are not made better by being frozen.

It's a dessert three-fer!


I don't see any caramel in the cake guts!


There was one other standard dessert choice on the menu: Spiced Carrot Cake & Cream Cheese Ice Cream Sandwich with Pineapple Carrot Ice Cream. Other than the cream cheese ice cream there was nothing about this dessert that appealed to either of us, so you can no doubt understand why Jay was forced to order a souffle to end his meal.

Unlike Bradley Ogden, Fleur de Lys did bring us a lovely little plate of friandise which we were too full to eat; we asked our new serving team if they could package the wee goodies up for us and they did so, but I dare say they need to work on their de-bigulator usage and / or packing skills. They put the poor little treats in a massive box and this is what happened to our yummies by the time we made it back to our hotel ...

It could have been a contender!


Aside from the friandise packaging snafu and the serving team switch, which were both pretty minor items, Jay and I could not have been more pleased with our decision to dine at Fleur de Lys. The food was just as wonderful as we'd been led to expect, and for the most part we received exemplary service. This ranks among the best dinner experiences we had on the entire trip and we wouldn't hesitate to recommend Fleur de Lys to anyone. However, I did hear a rumor that a decision has been made to change the restaurant format over to something that closer resembles an all tapas-style experience, so if you want a more traditional dinner like Jay and I had you'd better get there soon. Of course, your other option would be to visit Fleur de Lys in San Francisco and that doesn't sound like such a bad alternative to me!

Friday, July 30, 2010

Petrossian Lounge; Bellagio, Las Vegas

Jay and Bendy Join the Tea Party Movement on the Vegas Strip!

I'm a sucker for afternoon tea, especially in the best American imitation of the British tradition. While planning this trip I went back and forth between the tea offered at the Four Seasons and at the Bellagio. Convenience and location tipped the balance in favor of the Bellagio, which was much closer to our base of operations at Encore than the Four Seasons. Once I'd made my decision, I approached the hubba and asked if he would mind very much my booking tea at Bellagio's Petrossian Lounge since we hadn't partaken of significant mid-afternoon sugar-laden gluttony since our October 2008 visit to the Gardenview Lounge at the Grand Floridian.

Jay, being the wonderful and tolerant hubba that is, agreed with no fuss or muss. I wasn't really surprised that he gave me the go-ahead; short of my suggesting we attend a specialty dinner comprised solely of popcorn and watermelon, Jay is nearly always willing to sample potentially good eats and is "comfortable enough with his masculinity to have tea with the wife."

And for the record ... I would never, ever, book a multi-course watermelon-popcorn dinner because I dislike those foods as much, if not more, than Jay. Learning of his aversion to watercorn and popmelon was the final bit of knowledge I needed while we were dating to be sure that he was the man for me ...

1) Likes cartoons in general and The Simpsons in particular? Check

2) Enjoys sitting around doing nothing and considers it time well spent? Affirmative

3) Loathes popcorn and watermelon and won't have them in the house? We Have A Winner!

Ahem.

Where was I?

Ah, that's right ... afternoon tea at the Bellagio. Had this been our first visit to the Petrossian Lounge we might have overdressed for the occasion because the hotel is supposed to be all fancy-schmancy. However, a few short years ago we met friends for drinks one night at the Petrossian and like many places in Vegas it's as dressy or casual as you choose to make it. They offer some fine drinks and a great selection of caviar, but we would like Petrossian much more if it weren't located just off the hotel lobby on the casino floor. It's difficult to fully enjoy or appreciate the ambiance they've tried to create when the noise and smoke from the casino intrude on all sides.

The front of the lounge looks out to the Bellagio's lobby and the main casino entrance - it features the bar and a beautiful Steinway grand piano which remains silent until about 6PM. There is additional seating, including cozy sofas and chairs and tables, along the outer perimeter of the casino and this is where the tea tables are set up. Seating is limited to about three or four tables, so if you're interested in a tea party call early and book your spot!

Extended seating area looking towards the lobby


Arched ceilings, stenciled vines, and Jay's head ...


Table for three ...


Our cozy table for two ...


The Petrossian Lounge only offers one afternoon tea service to choose from but guests are allowed to select four sandwiches, each, from a list of approximately eight, and they also select their own tea; guests also receive two scones and three yummy pastries to round out the meal. For a small ... large ... supplemental charge you may add champagne and / or caviar service to your tea. Had we not dropped the equivalent of two months mortgage payments at Joel Robuchon's the night before I might have been tempted to get some fish eggs and bubbly, but even I know when enough is enough.

The tea sandwich menu included the following options:

Finger Sandwiches: Smoked Chicken Waldorf Salad on Whole Wheat Bread; Smoked Turkey, Brie, and and Black Grapes on Cranberry Bread; Bayonne Ham and Gruyere Cheese with Dijon Butter on Rye Bread; and Chickpea Panelle, Roasted Red Pepper, and Green Olive Mayo on Spiced Bread.

Open-Faced Sandwiches: Classic Egg Salad topped with Quail Egg on White Bread; Alaskan King Crab Salad and Avocado on Brioche; Smoked Salmon topped with Caviar on Pumpernickel Bread; and Watercress, Mint Mousse, and Cucumber on White Bread.

As I previously mentioned, each guest also receives two freshly baked scones with a selection of clotted cream, lemon curd, and plain old boring butter. The tea concludes with three French pastries per person rather than trifle or strawberries and cream as we have been conditioned to expect by the chef and staff at the Grand Floridan. I loved Petrossian's tea presentation - all three segments of the meal were delivered at once on a triple-tiered serving stand. This made for a relaxing, slow-paced meal that we really enjoyed and we didn't have to finish all of one course before the next one was served. The staff was even gracious enough to box up those items that we just didn't have space for in our tummies and they provided a tasty breakfast the next morning.

I always feel like somebody's watching me ...


Coolest tea sandwiches ever!


Smoked Salmon, Smoked Turkey, Ham & Cheese, and Egg Salad


Why not three bowls of clotted cream?!?!


Scones ... biscuits ... damn they were good!


Dessert .... it's almost too pretty to eat.


The food was surprisingly good - we didn't really know what to expect from Petrossian when we arrived but everything was fresh, had good flavor, and was presented in a visually appealing manner. We also received very good service that wasn't at all intrusive - they left us alone at our little table to enjoy the offerings as long as we wanted and were attentive enough to refill our water glasses as well as our tea pots without our ever needing to ask.

While I don't think we would do this again on our next visit to Vegas, I'm glad that Jay was willing to give it a try with me. It was a relaxing break in the middle of a very cool, windy day and provided enough food that we didn't need to eat again for at least five hours ... unbelievable though that may be! Afternoon tea is offered from 2PM - 5PM and costs $35 per person - if you're interested in booking call the Bellagio and ask to speak with someone at the Petrossian Lounge. This is the best version of Afternoon Tea that Jay and I have had the chance to try so far - no one else has given us a deviled quail egg and caviar garnish with our tea sandwiches!

Petrossian Caviar Bar (Bellagio) on Urbanspoon

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Double Helix Wine Bar; Palazzo, Las Vegas

Helix, Smelix, Double-Belix ... We Didn't Hate Double Helix!!

One of the things we love about Las Vegas is all the unexpected stuff you can find, even wandering around an upscale shopping mall where you still can't afford to buy anything when it's priced at a 50% markdown. I am here to tell you that in the armpit of Mid-America no self-respecting mall would place a wine bar right in the midst of its promenade ... not when that space could be occupied by cell phone salespeople, hand massagers, hair-braiders, and tin jewelery hawkers. Besides, wine bars aren't considered nearly as family friendly as indoor romper rooms crawling with toddler germs.

Well, not so the Shops at Palazzo. Right smack dab in the middle of their luxury shopping emporium sits a 2,100 square foot wine bar which features more than 50 wines from around the world; they are available in 2-ounce tasting portions or 5-ounce pours. Guests can also choose from pre-selected wine flights or create a personalized flight more to their taste. If you're hungry as well as thirsty there are some light snacks available to order from Emeril's Table 10, located right around the corner from the bar and its wine boutique. The boutique carries about 300 different wines, and we didn't think most of them were too badly priced considering the location. They also sell wine accessories, books, and slightly tacky gifts that no self-respecting wine lover would ever buy for a fellow wineaux.

The Bar, shot #1


The Bar, shot #2


Jay and I decided to create our own wine flight and chose two reds and one white; we also ordered a cheese plate because it was a moral imperative - if we didn't have one here we weren't going to have another opportunity for the rest of the day and I needed my fromage fix!!

Our wines were as follows, with notes provided by the wine bar:

Chassagne Montrachet "Vieilles Vignes" Red Burgundy, France 2005; earthy bouquet with lots of red and black fruit that reveals a silky texture on the palate. I liked this one the best because it was a lighter, fruitier red and oh-so-smooth - it went down nice and easy!

MollyDooker Shiraz, South Australia 2008; intense flavors of blueberry, mint chocolate, and subtle pepper. Errrr ... OK, if they say so. Fruity? Yes. Chocolate-minty? No. Still good? Absolutely. This was Jay's top pick of the flight - Shiraz has always been one of his favorite wines.

Paco & Lola Albarino, Rias Baixas, Spain 2007; racy and refreshing wine with aromas of fresh peaches, almonds, and basil. To paraphrase Susie Fogelson from the midterm judging session of The Next Food Network Star, "We find you sort of forgettable now."

Wine flight with the flash ...


Wine flight sans flash...


The cheese plate made me happy because it was just what we like to see in cheese paired with wine - mild selections designed to enhance, rather than battle, the characteristics of the wines. There was a light cheddar, a brie, and a young parmesan. There was plenty of crostini to smear with the brie ... too much, really ... I preferred it smeared on those luscious strawberries that accompanied the cheese. Overall it was a simple, generous cheese plate that paired well with all three wines and we really enjoyed it.

Cheese me!!


This was a great place to stop and relax mid-day; it was quiet and calm and completely enjoyable. We had attentive service from one of the wine stewards who was happy to make recommendations based on her preferences as well as ours and we were welcome to stay as long as we liked. Had we not partaken of a large breakfast earlier in the day we might have been tempted to order dessert - they offer a tasting of three wine-infused ice creams for about ten dollars! Next time we may just have to give that a try because it sure sounded pretty good. And if you love wine and the chance to put together your own tasting flight, you could do a lot worse than to stop at Double Helix and check out their offerings - and don't forget the cheese plate!


Double Helix Wine Bar & Boutique on Urbanspoon

Monday, July 12, 2010

Wolfgang Puck, CUT, Vegas Uncorked Masters Series Luncheon

Mr. Puck, You Make the Only Grub What Satisfies My Gut Worm - Cletus Spuckler, February 17, 2002

A funny thing happened before we decided to book this event back in January, and it served to reinforce just how clueless your devoted, gluttonous scribbler really can be sometimes. The Vegas Uncorked website listed their events by date, time, chef, and venue. Initially it just showed a luncheon with Wolfgang Puck and then shortly thereafter the same listing had a single word alongside the Puck's name: CUT.

Bummer - the event was axed before it even got rolling. I told Jay that we'd have to keep an eye out for a different lunch because this one had been cut. I then helpfully proceeded to inform my internet friends via facecrack that Puck's lunch was no longer being offered. Imagine just how idiotic I felt when someone kindly pointed out that CUT is the name of Puck's restaurant at the Palazzo.

D'OH!

Turns out CUT is a steakhouse, not a verb.

Turns out the Puck has two restaurants named CUT - one in Vegas and the other in Los Angeles.

Turns out I am a maroon ... an ig-na-ray-moose ... and a nin-cow-poop.

Ahem.

You may (or may not) recall from an earlier, slightly flat review that we had just finished up our not-so-fizzy lifting drinks at the Laguna Champagne Bar; not knowing whether we would have assigned seating or if it would be a drunken free-for-all, the three of us wandered over to CUT about twenty minutes before the luncheon was scheduled to begin to ensure that we could share the same table. We were happily surprised to see a swinging cocktail party well underway in the lounge and plunged right in, nabbing a glass of Moet & Chandon Imperial Rose Champagne as we did so.

Much as I enjoy a good glass of bubbly, this was not the best beverage making the rounds. That honor goes to the Cucumber Dill Martini, which Catherine first spied in the hands of other attendees. This was apparently a very popular libation and it took some time before she could flag down a staff member and request one, but it was definitely worth the wait. Initially I didn't think it sounded very appealing - after all, cucumbers are for pickling and eating, not for drinking; but then I took a sip and it was such a revelation. This drink was light and refreshing with just a hint of floral-herbiness - it wasn't too cukey and it wasn't too dilly ... it was just right!

Cucumber-Dill Martini


A very thirsty Catherine the Great!


The Puck does nothing by halves. In addition to fine champagne and wowza martinis he offered several delicious appetizers to warm up our taste buds before lunch officially started: Tuna Sashimi on Crispy Rice Cakes, Potato & Parmesan Knish with House Mustard, Kobe Pastrami with Thousand Island on Pumpernickel, and assorted Spago Signature Pizzas.

The tuna was fabulous - light and sweet - while the rice cake provided wonderful, crunchy texture. The knish was a delightful little pocket of cheesy-potato goodness and it really sang with the addition of the Puck's house-made spicy mustard! And the pizza, while nothing really surprising, was still very tasty; I have it on good authority that the mushroom pizza was excellent even though the sight of it made my blood run cold. The only item we didn't have a chance to sample was the Kobe pastrami sandwich; it looked great - we saw it wander by on a serving tray more than once, but damn if the platter wasn't always empty by the time it reached us.

Tuna Sashimi ... I'll take the whole plate, thanks!


Mushroom Pizza ... bleh!


Knish me!


Margarita Pizza ... yum!


Snackables and Boozeables make everyone happy!


The Lounge ... filled with people mobbing Andrew Knowlton


The right to indulge in two-fisted drinking has been written into our marriage contract


CUT's lounge is sleek and contemporary - there are a lot of shiny, slippery white floor and wall tiles boldly accented with splashes of bright color. There wasn't much room to sit, so most guests had to figure out how to juggle appetizers and drinks, but that inconvenience was a small price to pay for the digestive joy the afternoon held for all of us. The cocktail party lasted until 12:30 or so and then everyone was invited to choose a seat in the dining room. We were among the first to enter and I spotted a large booth for four with plush leather seats and comfy, soft pillows - it looked perfect and we settled in right away before someone could steal it from us!

The most comfortable dining spot in Vegas!


The tables were laid with wine glasses, silverware, and the afternoon's menu; as the hostess for the event, Barbara Fairchild - Editor in Chief for Bon Appetit- spoke some words of welcome, the waitstaff were busy pouring water and delivering tasty breadsticks and cheesy poufs to all the tables. The breadsticks were incredibly delicious foot-long parmesan straws that we alternately tried to fence with or used to impersonate Franklin Delano Roosevelt. But as good as they were, my favorite was the cheesy poufs ... warm, delightful little clouds of cheese-infused pastry!! I could have eaten all of them and did, in fact, ask Jay and Catherine if they minded my inhaling the fourth one since no one else was seated with us and that last little pouf looked so lost and alone in the basket. They told me to go ahead and inhale so I did, only to feel like a complete and utter pig moments later when a young man wearing a Press Badge stopped at our table and asked if he could sit with us for the remainder of the event.

Parmesan straws


Cheesy poufs!


Our new friend in dining, Terry Wong, is a web producer from Food Network, Canada, and he was covering the Vegas Uncorked four-day extravaganza for their website. Damn - now there's a job worth having! He was a fun, engaging addition to our little group and we really enjoyed having a chance to talk food with him. If we frightened him with our silliness he did a great job of hiding it and even conducted a brief interview with us at the end of the event to get our thoughts on the lunch and the food scene in Vegas.

Wanna see our 1.40 minutes of foodie fame? Follow this link ... at your own peril!!

http://community.foodnetwork.ca/forums/t/19532.aspx

First Course: Austrian White Asparagus with Sauce Gribeche, Upland Cress, and Aged Balsamic served with Prager, Gruner Veltliner "Hinter der Burg" Federspiel; Wachau, Austria, 2007.

Austrian White Asparagoose


This was the first time that Jay or I had ever eaten white asparagus and we both really enjoyed it - the flavor seemed milder than that of green asparagus and it was very tender. The serving was quite generous - there was another row of 'goose underneath the top layer - and the sauce grebiche provided a tangy bite to the dish. If deconstructed salad could be this good every time someone served it, I would order it for the rest of my life! Colorful, creative, and really tasty - this was a great start to the meal. As for the wine, I seem to recall that it was a little crisp but had nice balance and paired really well with the food. Such a refreshing change of pace from the previous evening's dinner with those wonky wine pairings!

Before the second course was presented, our various serving teams came around with baskets of fresh bread for us to choose from. The Puck is known for his yummy breads and it was hard not to ask them to just leave the entire basket, but I managed to show some restraint and selected a warm pretzel roll and some rosemary bread; I believe that there was also fresh pumpernickel to choose from but I passed on that one.

Fabulous breads ...


Second Course: Butter Poached Maine Lobster with Corn Fondue, Morel Mushrooms, English Peas, Rhubarb, and Sauce Ala Orange served with Ridge, Chardonnay "Montebello", Santa Cruz Mountains, California 2006.

I have to be honest - when I first saw this menu in advance of the lunch event and realized that we were going to be served lobster I gnashed my teeth and waved my fists at the dining gods who I felt were having a good laugh at my expense. I don't like lobster. If it happens to be mixed in with a bunch of other seafood or has been turned into a creamy, booze-infused bisque then I can tolerate, and even enjoy, the angry red crustacean. But I don't like lobster in and of itself and really felt that it was a cruel irony we were going to be served it as a main dish at the Puck's steakhouse. Where were the big, thick meat straws; the marrow flan; the awful offal; and the Austrian snausages???

Turns out I wasn't the only one disappointed; Catherine isn't a fan of lobster either. My husband was one happy man because he ended up with six good-sized, shelled lobster claws for his digestive delight. Once again the serving size was very generous and the presentation was colorful and fun; and the corn fondue was really delicious and buttery. Jay said that all of these flavors actually worked really well with each other and he thought it was a wonderful and creative dish.

The wine was the big surprise for me with this course, because as I've grown older and even more pickier I've moved further away from Chardonnay. Rather than giving us a big, oakey, harsh chardonnay we found ourselves with a light, fruity, slightly spicy wine that was a joy to drink with or without food. I enjoyed it so much that I would actually consider purchasing a bottle to add to our rack ... once space opens up!

Lobstah ...


Lobstah Redux


Course Three: US Kobe New York with Creamed Spinach and House-Made Steak Sauce served with Chateau Montelena, Cabernet Sauvignon "Estate", Napa Valley, California 2006.

Sounds pretty simple, doesn't it? It was, and that's the beauty of it. Instead of being given a few thin slices of meat with a whole bunch of spinach and fancy sauce drizzles, we were each given a good-sized Kobe steak, cooked to perfection so that each bite practically melted in our mouths. The steak sauce was tangy and just a little spicy - a terrific accompaniment to the meat. And as for the spinach ... well, I was too busy eating meat to worry about creamed, leafy, green vegetables and I completely ignored it. And please let me tell you how amazing the wine was - a gorgeous, ruby-red Cabernet with lots of fruit and spice and a silky finish - there was not a hint of gackiness to this red wine and I loved it! That is a strong endorsement friends, because Bendy and heavier red wines do not always play nicely together.

Kobe Steak and Gerber baby food


Course Four: Baby Banana Brulee with Banana Cream Pie and Banana Ice Cream served with Kracher "Beerenauslese Cuvee", Burgenland, Austria 2007.

And then there was the final course. I wasn't very happy when I saw this on the menu, either, because I'm not a big fan of banana desserts unless they've been doused with rum and set on fiyah! Once again the Puck proved why he is the master: aside from the layer of banana just below the whipped cream, this dessert was a cool, creamy, subtle delight with a slight hint of banana that was nowhere near as overpowering as I had feared. Our final wine of the event was another sparkler, this time from Austria, and it was sweet with a lot of vanilla and peach overtones; I enjoyed it tremendously and thought it really paired well with the dessert.

Banana is as banana does


I can't say enough good things about this luncheon. Wolfgang Puck made a point of stopping at each table to thank everyone for attending and he posed for pictures and signed menus and was generally one of the most gracious, accessible celebrity-type people we've ever met (not that we come across many to begin with!). Once the event was over, he stayed at the restaurant to personalize the cookbooks that all the guests received - that spoke volumes to me about the generosity of his nature because he certainly didn't have to do that and it was a thoughtful gesture on his part that I'm sure every guest truly appreciated.

Mr. Puck, it was an honor to pay you to cook for us!


Anyone here remember how I ragged on the Bradley Ogden event for not providing, among other things, friandise at the meal's conclusion? Well, lookie lookie it's a plate of candy and cookies! Freshly made lemon bars, fudge bars, caramel cashew, some chocolate-nut surprise, and wee sugar cookies!

That's what I'm talking about! That is how a signature event is supposed to end ... with a sweet little plate of love from the kitchen to take home as a reminder of a wonderful event shared with wonderful people. The staff at CUT was just as gracious as the host - they boxed this all up along with a separate container of parmesan cheese straws for Catherine because she'd mentioned how much she liked them and one of our awesome serving staff found some extras for her. It was gestures like these that took the event from the realm of really good into just plain amazing.

It's so beautiful and tasty...


You can't take that until everyone has snapped a picture!


Terry Wong & Catherine


Terry was gracious enough to have his picture taken with Jay and me as well, but yours truly looks like a beached whale in that shot so I've decided to spare you the horror of that particular vision. Instead, let me tell you just how kind and gracious Andrew Knowlton was at this event. Jay and I very much wanted to meet him - he's one of our favorite Iron Chef judges and we have a fond place in our foodie hearts for him and Mark Ruhlman, who snarked at each other through the entire first season of The Next Iron Chef. Every time we spotted him at this lunch he was surrounded by hordes of women who probably wanted to play with his hair. Jay actually flagged him down as we were straggling out of the restauant and he was nice enough to chat with us for a few minutes and posed for a picture. He was really easy to talk to, was interested in our comments about the lunch, and had nothing but high praise for the meal and the wine selections.

Seriously, a really nice guy!


What else is there to say? This event not only met our expectations, but exceeded them in every way possible. At this point in our brief foodie adventures, Jay and I are so enamored of the Puck's culinary skill and generosity that we would book a signature dinner at Mount Trashmore here in Stinktown if he were hosting. We would book this event again in a heartbeat and would tell everyone we know to do the same; in the interim all we can do is visit a couple of his establishments in Orlando this fall, but we are certain that the food will be just as amazing there as it was in Vegas.

Mr. Puck, you make the only grub what satisfies my gut worm - Bendy, May 7, 2010